I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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