How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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