So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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