what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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