you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I know her cup size but not her name....
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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