just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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