Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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