at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I need water and some morals
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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