so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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