so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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