Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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