If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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