bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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