Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My vagina is very pro this idea
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