People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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