The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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