just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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