i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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