Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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