I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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