i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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