My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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