Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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