sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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