I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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