normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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