My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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