Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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