I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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