he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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