My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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