Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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