I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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