oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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