Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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