Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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