loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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