She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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