you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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