He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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