I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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