i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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