once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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