just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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