There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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