Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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