So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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