Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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