is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Pooping to opera.
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