4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
My balls are so social today.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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