Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to stick my p in your. b.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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