the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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