we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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