the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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