That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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