Having a random hookup so left but love u
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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